10 ways to get rid of an old mattress
Friday, June 19th, 2009Because it’s Friday and I’m not really in the mood to review the Millbrook Utopia I’ve been sleeping on this week, I’ve decided to take a lighter look at other people’s bedding problems, and discuss the annoying issue of getting rid of a mattress once you’re done with it.
I found this question posted on the Internet while searching for websites related to beds and mattresses:
I’ve got a 10-year old mattress I need to get rid of. Anyone know what I can do with it?
The answers were as follows. Sadly only the first 3 answers were sensible. The rest are just plain daft.
- Ring up your local council. They will send someone round to pick it up.
- Phone your council’s ‘cleansing department’ and ask them to come and pick it up. On the morning of collection, throw the mattress out of the window.
- Sometimes, the company you buy your new bed from will agree to take your old bed away and recycle it.
- Put on a yellow coat and knock on someone’s door with a clipboard in your hand. Tell the person who answers they’ve won a mattress in a competition, but they need to arrange collection.
- Get an angle grinder and cut the mattress up into small chunks. Load a couple of these chunks into your bin each week until there are none left.
- Take it to the tip – preferably with your wife/girlfriend still asleep on it. That way you can kill 2 birds with one stone.
- Put it outside on the pavement with a sign that reads ‘for sale – £30’. Someone will definitely steal it.
- Wrap your old mattress up in the plastic that the new mattress came in, and leave it out on the street overnight. In most neighbourhoods, it’ll be stolen by morning.
- Drop it off at a local art gallery proclaiming it to be ‘Norwegian landscapes – an abstract perspective’.
- Wait until November then sneak the mattress on to the local bonfire.
While some of these answers are clearly ridiculous, the first 3 are your best bet. You could also try getting rid of your old mattress on Freecycle or speaking with a local charity organisation (if it isn’t in particularly bad condition).





